Wednesday 10 July 2013

Religion - inside and out

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Cracked cow worshippers


Islam teacehes, women must cover their hair

Found this picture on Hijab Islam

I was curiosity enough to search for the uncensored one. This is what I found thanks to Google image.

Edible Bible

God was never on your Side

A beautiful song with strong lyrics.

Quotations:
Let the voice of reason shine,
Let the PIOUS vanish for all time,
...
See ten thousand ministries
See the holy rightous dogs,
They claim to heal, but all they do is steal,
ABUSE YOUR faith, cheat, and ROB,
If God is wise, why is he still,
When these false prophets, call him friend,
...
Let the sword of reason shine,
Let us be free of prayer and shrine
God's face is hidden, turned away,
He never has a word to say...

Monday 8 July 2013

Why it rains in Europe, but not in the Arab Gulf

EUROPE









The Arab Gulf

Make laugh not prayer

"Father, my dog just died," the woman sobbed to her priest. "Will you bury it for me?"
"Madam," the pastor replied, "It has never been, nor will it ever be, the practice of the Catholic Church to hold services for a dog."
"I'm sorry to hear that," said the woman. "I would have paid $5,000 to the church for it."
"Wait a minute!" said the priest. "You didn't tell me that the dog was Catholic!"


"God made man in His own image"
GOD HAS A PENIS 


A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing. 
The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting. 
The priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attention, but still the man says nothing. 
The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. 
Finally the drunk replies, ''No use knockin,' pal. There's no paper." 

Sharia approved way of giving birth

Toast and Jesus - made for each other

Jesus often appears in toast. But for the first time toast can be seen on Jesus!

Religion is bullshit

The unforgettable George Carlin with his immortal masterpiece - Religion is bullshit.

No matter how many times you've seen this video, you never get tired of it. It will always cheer you up. 

The transcript of this video can be found here.

In Islam, women's right is not right

Naughty nuns


Beatles - more popular than Jesus

In 1966 John Lennon said:
Christianity will go.. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will be proved right. We're more popular than Jesus now...
Right he was!

Adam aroused

Religion is like...